Great Quote

• Some times small things in life hurt a lot.If u dont agree with me, try to sit on a pin!!
• Itni masoomiat kahan se latey ho?itna acha kese muskaratey ho?bachapan se hi kaminey ho ya shakal aesi banatey ho
• Mobile phones are the only things in live of which men talk about having the smallest.
• A lawyer says 'we' won' or 'You' have lost.
• Real anarchists play chess without kings.
• Monday is one seventh of your life!
• When I was young I begged God for a bike, but God does not work that way... so I stole a bike and begged for forgiveness!
• Some people live because it is illegal to kill them!
• Husbands only drink to make wife look prettier.
• Love is blind, ladies' underwear is braille
• Girls are like internet domain names... the ones I like are already taken.
• Don't let you mind wander - it's far too small to be let out on its own
• I was born intelligent - education ruined me.
• If it's true that we are here to help others, then what exactly are the others here for?
• Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.
• How come "abbreviated" is such a long word?
• Money is not everything. There's Mastercard & Visa.
• Every man should marry. After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
• The wise never marry. and when they marry they become otherwise.
• "Your future depends on your dreams" So go to sleep
• "Hard work never killed anybody" But why take the risk
• "Work fascinates me" I can look at it for hours
• God made relatives; Thank God we can choose our friends.